One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take
a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat
out.

She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along
comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good
morning, ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies.

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, Officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,”says the
woman.

“But I have not even touched you,” says the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.”

“Have a nice day, ma’am,” he said, and left.